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Images of Colonial Foolishness

The Grande Hotel, immortalized on vinyl by Os Rebeldes.


If you’ve read prior blogs here, you’ll know I’m a huge fan of urban history, particularly ruins and long-forgotten or hidden places urban explorers like to investigate and film or photograph. There’s something innately hypnotic about a place that once entertained thousands (or millions) over decades, and was shuttered, abandoned, and allowed to disintegrate.

Perhaps more intriguing than corporate apathy and neglect towards an urban venue – hotel, cinema, apartment block, giant mental health complex – are vestiges of colonialism. Basically big things built by crazy white folks because their ego demanded some element of Euro-styled civilization needed to exist in an unlikely, extreme, or downright foolish location.

I can’t recall the name or exact place, but I remember reading about an old hunting lodge in Africa, built by the British in some far off, isolatedlocale. Decades later, the stately manor lay abandoned, and hikers stopped by while en route to a higher mountain peak. Many were impressed by the mahogany trimmings and massive fireplace, even though the building was merely a pit stop – elegant, but generally just a place to relieve the bladder.

The Grande Hotel was erected by the ruling Portuguese in the beautiful city of Beira, Mozambique, and while a luxury hotel in Africa isn’t a nutty concept, building a white elephant is. 120 rooms in a sprawling complex that required heavy maintenance by a large staff. One suspects the decision to limit rooms was for the benefit of  elite white folks who could be pampered by local black folks, like some European transplantation of the American plantation system.

Much can be read in the hotel’s failure to succeed over its roughly 11 years of operation, and what’s left has been documented by Belgian filmmaker Lotte Stoops in her 2010 film Grande Hotel [M].

Her take is more sociological, and while the camera crew captured many details of the building as a functioning social environment (see trailer), fans of structural urban decay (what else can you call it?) probably want more visual images, and they're out there.

In terms of archival images, few exist, but this Portuguese language page (please note annoying pop-up) offers some vintage touristy postcard images, shots of what seem to be the hotel during its final days as a conference centre before Mozambique’s independence from Portugal in 1975, and snapshots of the hotel’s current state.

YouTube also offers a few archival videos. One shows Beira as a striking bustling industrial city (likely filmed in the late sixties / early seventies) with a quick glimpse of the hotel; a second video focuses on the construction boom with a present day visit to a handful of areas; a third offers before / after images of key city and industrial structures (including the hotel, apparently photographed in 1967); and finally a fourth is comprised of stills edited into a lengthy montage made by a tourist who visited the hotel.

Perhaps more telling of its current social state is a British news report regarding the now 3500 squatters that inhabit the complex. Unlike Stoops’ doc, the news report contains images of what the director chose to omit from her filmic overview – rats on the ground level, filth and garbage, and less flattering images of human biology.

Flickr has become a great resource for ‘visiting’ forbidden or faraway places from home, and a great showcase for some fine photography which captures the sadness of a neglected or rotting edifice, and the beauty of the light and shadows of an abandoned, stripped bare room.

A simple keyword search offers up the following cascade of present day images, whereas another search reveals a few rare vintage colour stills of the hotel, and the striking colonial buildings that sought to inject clean modernist designs with blocky, geometric sensibilities.

George Stevens' alternate location for "Giant"


A more striking example of colonial grandeur and foolishness is the old Bokor Hill Station in Cambodia, made to serve the French colonialists wanting more moderate temperatures for their staycations.

One traveler has a series of short videos documenting the location, the palace hotel, casino, and environs.

Flickr also offers a few photo montages, such as this striking set, and this keyword search which gathers a fine array of misty images from inside and outside of the main buildings.

It is easy to ridicule the efforts of former colonial powers – there’s a sense of Fitzcarraldo (1982) in these grand endeavors – but from a present day vantage, the images conjure an interest in comparing what was, and what is; why things were seemingly allowed to decay or be returned to Nature; the effects of civil war on surviving structures; and whether the restoration or adulation for the past grandeur could be construed as a validation of a kind of virtuous colonialism.

Canada is a former colony of the British and the French, and the continuing ties to the British monarchy were long ago glossed over with the term Commonwealth rather than colony, but there is an inherent fascination among some for the exotic days of elegance in tropical, chilly, or remote locales.

It’s the idea of building big, far and wide, and where you shouldn’t. And it’s seeing these relics – structurally, at least – as enduring, deliberate statements of colonial ego: a massive man-made structure on a barren mountain that can be seen far away by average citizens.

Imagine the CN Tower as a hollow concrete shell with a barbed wire fence, protecting the derelict structure from squatters, souvenir hunters, falling glass, or metal hawkers. The history books would tell us it was built to relay TV and radio signals, but it’s a corporate statement of self-importance, legible from miles and miles away.






Mark R. Hasan, Editor
KQEK.com
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Hot Docs: Part I

Toronto's Hot Docs film festival is nearing its end (the last screening date is Sunday May 8), and the first trio of uploaded reviews are up, starting with Lotte Stoops' film debut, Grande Hotel [M] (2010). The director was in attendance at the seccnd screening, and I've incorporated some of her comments into the lengthy review.




Named after the once elegant Grande Hotel in Beira, Mozambique, things started to go bad for the building when it was shuttered, given limited use, and was later victmized by squatters who sold whatever they could - glass, metal, etc. - which explains its current state as a skeleton.

Stoops focus was trained on the society that thrives within the disintegrating structure, and she rightly pointed out that what most (western) audiences will see is the building rather than the people. The film actually offers a balance of both, as the two are interrelated, but urban explorers and fans of things old and crumbly will undoubtedly want more - namely images of the past glory, and the present physical horror of the streamlined Grande.

My suggestion is read the review first, and tomorror I'll have a special series of links that should satisfy a hunger for the Grande, plus similar erections of colonial folly.

Also reviewed in tandem (and in the same review body as Grande Hotel) is Robert-Jan Lacombe’s short documentary Goodbye Mandima [M] (2010), which was actually screened before Stoops' film as part of a double-bill.

Lastly, there's Stefan Kolbe and Chris Wright's doc Das Block / The Block [M] (2007), a very flawed work where style and a rather opressive film technique create muddle of a potentially intriguing concept.






Mark R. Hasan, Editor
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Soundtrack Reviews


This one’s a quickie, because I’ve got a pair of Hot Docs reviews coming next.

Just uploaded are five soundtrack reviews that all feature musicians better known for their pioneering work with electronic instruments.

Mark Isham, who made a chilling impression with his all-electronic score for the cult film The Hitcher recently formed his own label (MIM Records), and released two versions of The Mechanic [M] score. I’ve reviewed the 2-disc special edition that gathers both discs, and cite their differences. The music rocks, by the way.

La-La Land has been writing wrongs committed during the foolish days when studio labels were releasing music-from-and-inspired-by nonsense, with one score cut or a tight suite of music in place of a proper score release, of which the worst affected were Hans Zimmer and his protégés.

Zimmer’s Broken Arrow [M] (1996) fared okay, since the composer at that time had sufficient commercial clout to produce 40+ minute CDs, but there were still those offending Rain Man and True Romance CDs with 1 or two score cuts.

Broken Arrow is reflective of Zimmer’s writing style at its zenith: it’s big, loud, and as bombastic as Dimitri Tiomkin writing his emotional reaction after sitting on an inch-long, razor sharp tack, and with a 2-CD edition, it sounds even bigger.

Protégé Mark Mancina got gipped several times, and the original Money Train [M] (1995) CD featured a hasty suite in place of score. Now, I know, it’s Money Train – a big, loud, stupid movie with a brainless script and an early appearance by Jello, but who knew that after hearing La-La Land’s full score CD, the vote is in Mancina’s favour: it’s a damn fun score, and one of his nineties best.

Zimmer’s latest protégé who’s graduated to several solo efforts is Atli Orvarsson, and The Eagle [M] (via Silva Screen) is outstanding. Neither bombastic nor riddled with soundalike themes, it’s a fine work that bridges evocations of Roman occupied ancient Britain with modern scoring conventions. Silva’s CD is also beautifully engineered, and sounds so lovely when piped through a tube amp. All warm and fuzzy.

Vangelis has tackled period films with largely all synth or synth-dominant scores. Chariots of Fire is a landmark (albeit clichéd due to overplay, imitation, and heavy usage in slo-mo parodies), whereas 1492: Conquest of Paradise still holds up well with all those edgy rhythms and that superb title track. Nothing like wailing Spaniards, acoustic guitar, and booming percussion. Alexander is his lone dud because it’s a score as lifeless as Oliver Stone’s film – regardless if it’s the theatrical, the non-gay, or the director’s cut edit.

The Bounty [M] (BSX Records) fares better in spite of being a vintage 1984 score with synths applied to an 18th century ship rebellion against pouty-lipped Captain Bligh (“Mis-tah Chris-tee-ahn!!!).

Read the reviews, as there’ll be another group this weekend.






Mark R. Hasan, Editor
KQEK.com
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How are we feeling today?

John doesn't like your tie. TAKE IT THE F$#K OFF!


I'll have several soundtrack reviews up shortly, as I was glued to the TV and internet, watching Monday night's election results glide in, and see the Toronto-hating power-monger (Steve) win a majority government that makes it impossible for all of the opposition parties to collectively thwart Steve & Co.

Party bulldog John Baird is probably sipping a glass of chilled acid in celebration, and Tony Clement can build another outhouse in Huntville with taxpayer funds for the next G8.

It's more than a day and a half after the federal election, and some bloggers have voiced disappointment in their country for electing a PM and a party who've managed to glide through ethics scandals, avoid facing claims of detainee torture in Afganistan, and unfulfilling Toronto shop owners of the monies owed for the G20 violence that destroyed property and goods.

"I think we need an Olympic-sized badminton court. Any dissenters?"


The Liberals were knocked down to 3rd party status because they refused to accept the fact their choices of leaders of late favoured professorial figures than political street fighters capable of a defensive return of character-attacking advertising (otherwise known as negative ads, or what I'd prefer to brand as fecal advertising). The Conservatives' main bullseye, Michael Ignatieff, refused to step down into the gutter with them, but did virtually nothing in the public's view to challenge or refute the claims in those tacky ads that ran for 2 years outside of an election climate.

It's the equivalent of running an ad in the city paper (print or web) against your neighbour or your boss, with the words Selfish Shit, Compulsive Fibber, or Slave Wage Exploiter without any provocation.

It's pretty loeathesome for a seated government to run 'He sucks' TV ads against any opposition leader, and ideally people ought to have recognized the tactic as base and a potential waste of taxpayer monies.

"I just bought new red running shoes. Doesn't that prove my sincerity?"


Instead, it worked, in terms of reinforcing or instilling the attitude that Ignatieff came from the U.S. and pompously presumed he could take the top job after living outside of Canada for a long while.

I don't doubt Iggy himself believed it was a national calling and a remarkable opportunity for a theorist to get into the machinations of a working government, but Ignatieff was victimized by his own vanity, fed by the Liberal party who undoubtedly parroted their supposed confidence that he was the right man for the job, while party veterans probably wanted to stab him in the back for coming out of nowhere and usurping the top party spot without any deferrance to seniority - the thing that makes it fair for workers to earn pay based on longer terms of servitude, and for eating years of B.S. with a smile.

An articulate intellectual, Iggy may have been humbled over the past year, but he deserves credit for running a campaign  where reporters weren't restricted to shouting 4 questions per day from  behind a riot fence; Iggy accepted a diversity of questions in live town hall meetings, but he was still wrong for the country's job, the party, and politics. As a party consultant on legal ethics, he's fine, but not as a leader.

"I will never let my son operate the video camera again. Not good."


Stéphane Dion should've been proof positive eggheads can't fight dirty to win, but the party just repeated their mistake with Iggy and deserved to lose substantially.

What boggles the mind is why central neighbourhoods in Toronto went Conservative blue. The G20 riots should've proved to the citizens how little the party and the PM care about T.O., and as as dumb as the city can be, neither the riots nor the police brutality would've happened had helmet head Harper not blockaded the city to house a useless international gathering that's solved no international quandary in the past 12 months at a  cost of almost a billion dollars.

City inhabitants who pay federal taxes should ask exactly what did the G20 accomplish, how did it make the world a better place, and what positive programs were put into use, because I can't think of any goodness that stemmed from that waste of time.

My vantage isn't left, right or centrist: it's was all a waste of money, and brought out the worst behaviour in extreme rebels and rogue law enforcement members. The rest of the country can laugh at the city for getting some just desserts, but imagine if Huntsville had been beset by riots, had stores smashed up, and endured kettling of local citizens. Laughter would've been replaced with disgust, and Tony Clement would've had to explain to his constituency why he felt his riding needed such a high profile mess.

The likely answer: no one liked Ignatieff. He was a cuckoo that had been dropped into the party nest and a Toronto riding, and the pretender was doomed to fail in an electrion after showing no spine to the Conservatives, and heading a party with no vision and no platform that not only failed distinguished themselves from the competition, but from past Liberal agglomerations. The party has become irrelevant, and needs to rethink what it is if it wants to avoid losing further seats, and reaching the ignominious non-party status.

Meet Captain Jack Multifaith.


Jack Layton proved himself to be a slow and steady racer in the campaign and made huge gains in Quebec, quashing the power of the Bloc Quebecois because they too had become as overconfident and banal as the Liberal party. Moreover, Layton showed his smarts at being a veteran politician, a savvy fighter unwilling to take the bait but defend himself by providing simple contrasts to Harper's own simple contrasting arguments for voting Conservative.

At the start of the campaign, Layton was the lefty getting over cancer and hip surgery whom people feared lacked the stamina to survive a campaign, but the C-word disappeared from media reports once the CBC's Peter Mansbridge followed Layton during a daily campaign grind in the east coast: Jack was back, and as fiscally irresponsible as his billion dollar plans for social programs seemed, he won the second top spot as opposition leader.

Layton's victory was partly a protest vote from Liberals angry at a party that had become arrogant and complacent, deifying themselves as the country's 'natural governing paty'. That, and an attempted flipped bird to Harper & Co.

Steve's weave is hand-sewn from 10,000 teflon strands, and is resistant to rust, falling objects, and ethics.


Because the opposition parties collectively lack enough seats to keep the Conservatives in check, Steve has a free reign, and 2011-2015 will yield at least a few scandals and abuses of power.

These things happen with every administration under any party colour, but the ideological Conservatives will further tweak and trim funding and arms-length government watchdogs, and they'll pee on Toronto again.

Or not.

With the Toronto victories and support from Mayor Rob Ford, it's possible the Feds will cosy up to T.O. and actually fund public transporation plans as a bribe for more votes in 2015.

They might invest in developing the waterfront, or perhaps token arts & culture projects.

There's also the provincial election this October where the Liberals could get knocked down to a minority government or perhaps lose power to the Conservatives, led by Tom Hudak, who always tends to come off as a paper-thin peoples' man.

Yeah. Speechless, aren't ya?


We have a buffoon for a mayor, an ideologue for a Prime Minister, and in Ontario we may have a poser replacing a lackluster Liberal for the Premiereship this fall.

At least the dollar still rocks at $1.05 U.S.






Mark R. Hasan, Editor
KQEK.com
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Eros III - 'Somewhere There's a Heart...' + VOTE TODAY

May 2nd means it's spring, alhough this past Sunday you'd think we sold our typically nice weather to England (or maybe someone took it with them on a recent flight to Europe), but no matter.

The big news today is Osama Bin Laden is now fish food, and in Canada it's the Federal Election. You know, the thing you've been avoiding because it's a choice between three lesser idiots.

I hate politics, yet watch news thrice daily, and no political party nor leader reflects my interests wholeheartedly, but there is a lesser idiot for everyone, and I picked mine at the advance poll to get it out of the way, and leave room for catching films at Hot Docs (because human suffering on a global scale, captured on film by the hundreds, seems more weighty than seeing another minority parliament peppered with more bickering until the next election next year, which we figure could happen yet again).

In any event, PLEASE REMEMBER TO VOTE.

One's a powermonger, one's a professor way out of his league, and the other's promising benefits to be paid for using non-existant 'revenue tools', but a change in power concentrations might work for the better, or maybe nothing will change, but your vote counts. We could be ruled by a despot whose managed to enforce a 30 year 'emergency measures' doctrine destined to be upheld by one of several stupid sons when said despot dies, but instead we have a democracy to retain, reduce the power of, or send a fuck-you protest vote to a helmet head who likes to murder Beatles songs on piano, so make the effort to make a difference, or keep the status quo if that's your inkling.

Just do it.

Just uploaded are reviews for a pair of erotische filmski courtesy of Impulse Pictures / Synapse Films. Aphrodisiac! The Sexual Secret of Marijuana [M] (1971) is a fake documentary concocted by clever smut peddlers who use of their friends in the adult industry, and it's a surprisingly entertaining piece of nonsense.

Schoolgirl Report #7: “What the Heart Must Thereby…” / Schulmädchen-Report 7: Doch das Herz muß dabei sein [M] (1974) is the seventh of thirteen (THIRTEEN?) entries in Germany's naughty girl films that purport to argue moral arguments using dramatized events, but it's all bullocks. It was an excuse for the filmmakers to find comedy in moraily vignettes starring blatant actors and actresses rather than so-called 'real students and their parents.' My halb-Deutsch comprehension paid off by finding more bon mots / maudits in the original German dub track than the English subtitles, and this politically wrong franchise contiues to sell wel internationally. Must be the uniquely Germanic grasp of absurdity and fun with"bunsten."

Heading out the door for the first Hot Docs flick, Grande Hotel, for which I'll have a review up within the next 24 hours, with some interesting graphic links.

Now go vote for the idiot of your choice.






Mark R. Hasan, Editor
KQEK.com
 
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