Just uploaded are a series of soundtrack reviews for a diverse quartet of titles.
Lakeshore Records offers up two striking soundtracks for a pair of documentaries: Peter Golub’s inventive Countdown to Zero, and Christophe Beck’s Waiting for Superman – the latter title is the latest doc from award-winning director David Guggenheim (An Inconvenient Truth). Beck is perhaps best-known for his Buffy the Vampire Slayer scores, whereas Golub has built up a solid reputation scoring diverse documentaries and fiction films.
Silva Screen rides the Stieg Larsson wave with a compilation of themes from the first two film in his nasty Millennium Trilogy, The Girl with the Dragon Tattoo, and The Girl Who Played with Fire. The disc features different material than the Milan CD of the first film, and I’ll have a review of that disc shortly. Silva’s album emphasizes themes with more electronic components, and it’s a good sampler of Jacob Groth’s great writing for such a dour crime trilogy.
Lastly, there’s the pairing of themes and cues from The Lone Gunman (2001) and Harsh Realm (1999), two shows created by Chris Carter during his X Files glory years. Mark Snow scored all of Carter’s shows, and while the series died quick and fast at the hands of impatient Fox, the music lives on with this CD. (Those wanting to check out the series can do so via DVD, as both shows are still apparently in print.)
In brief soundtrack news, Intrada revealed their latest limited edition disc, James Horner’s Uncommon Valor (1983), and Varese Sarabande’s latest Soundtrack Club editions are Jerry Goldsmith’s A Gathering of Eagles (1963), Alfred Newman’s The Snake Pit (1948) coupled with Robert Emmett Dolan’s underrated The Three Faces of Eve (1957), and reissue/CD premieres of Bill Conti’s superb The Formula (1980) and Doug Timm’s Nightflyers (1987). There’s also the DVD/CD combo Fimucite 2: Closing Night Gala 2008, featuring popular film themes and suites conducted by Diego Navarro and Joel McNeely.
And Emmy Award-winning composer D. Brent Nelson has a new website which features MP3 samples of his excellent music for Days of Our Lives. Those wanting a bit more backstory to Nelson’s work should check out my interview with the composer, and review of his 2-disc CD of famous Days music.
Lastly, while I’m getting through FSM’s 5-disc set of TV Omnibus: Volume 1, I can say at this point jazz fans should snap this one up. The dominant composer in this beautifully mastered set is Dave Grusin, featuring score and lengthy theme versions of the 1972 series Assignment: Vienna. There’s also Don Ellis’ dissonant & unsettling score for the serial killer TV movie The Deadly Tower, a 1975 production that Kurt Russell used to quash his image as a lovable Disney teen actor.
Mark R. Hasan, Editor
KQEK.com
More 3D Comin’ at Ya!
George Lucas has already spoken in the past of re-releasing all of the Star Wars films in 3D, and apparently 2012 will be the year when enough theatres will be equipped to display Episode 1: The Phantom Menace.
If the reception is favourable, the rest of the series will debut in 3D, but the real question isn't whether people will be willing to pay a premium for a ticket to have 'Mannequin Anakin' and Jar Jar Binks invading your private space bubble; it's whether anyone will care about the franchise.
George isn't testing the waters; that's all smoke and mirrors. He's releasing Episode 1 to get everyone siked for the rest of the films that are also being converted to 3D.
2012 is also far ahead that he'll snag a generation too young to know anything else but the 3 awful prequels that made older and wiser fans queasy (and bored). The generation who grew up on the original first 3 films from the 70s and 80s are economically irrelevant because they're not the ones who will make George more money; they'll buy the original trilogy on Blu-ray and maybe BR 3D when the full 3D setup doesn't cost $4000. They'll likely catch the originals on the big screen as well, but it's the younger consumer base who'll keep the franchise alive, as George regurgitates mediocre material in three dimensions in cinemas, and in your home.
Not that the following singular post and series of reader comments reflect the fan base at large, but there will be people who just won't care anymore, and the only benefit will be George's pickiness for perfect effects yielding an improved cinematic delivery system, if not a standard that won't mandate multiple mixes and formats and prints for international release, as was done for James Cameron's Avatar. Further thoughts and media links are also available at the Digital Bits.
Sticking to 3D news, the Toronto Star reports that CBC will broadcast 2 hockey games in 3D on the following nights: Dec. 11, and Feb. 20, 2011. Unlike the recent airing of Queen Elizabeth in 3D, the hockey games will require a proper 3D set and glasses.
Incidentally, there are still some local postal outlets that have stock of the ColorCode 3D glasses needed for the Queen 3D broadcast. Not sure whether the glasses will get junked or shoved into storage for a repeat airing sometime in the future, but I managed to get a pair from the small outlet in the Loblaws at Queen's Quay and Leslie via a friend (thanks, Hauke!), making it possible to review the CBC and Channel 4 edits of the special in 3D. Watch for the reviews around the middle of next week.
Lastly, there's more 3D gear making the news at Atlanta's CEDIA Expo, such as JVC's HD-3D projection system, with models whose price ranges span $4,495 to $11,995 USD.
Hey, I remember when Sony's industrial 1.33:1 projection system cost $56,000 CAD back in the mid-90s, so things have improved for early adopters with big wallets.
I think.
Is DVD the next Dodo?
Netflix made the national news this past Wednesday when it announced its entrance into the Canadian market. The p.r. launch included taking over a section of a Toronto street, and peppering it with actors pretending to be thrilled customers, as the CBC and a few sites reported. (Ahem.)
The basics of this “supplemental” home entertainment service, costing $7.99/month, and delivered via streaming to a PC, Apple gizmos, PlayStation 3, Xbox 360 or Nintendo Wii, gets you unlimited access to its mostly older film + TV series. (Netflix will not be offering mail rentals, leaving that market to local firms like Zip.ca.)
Torontoist reported the company’s offerings aren’t tied to any CanCon regulations, but Netflix is restricted to showing whatever program rights it can acquire, and some consumers that have signed up or browsed the company’s first wave of offerings aren’t wholly impressed, as evidenced by the comments at the company’s official blog.
In an interview last week with the Financial Post, Netflix chief executive Reed Hastings provided some straight replies to detailed questions of exactly what Netflix plans to do, now that its first venture outside of the U.S. is underway.
Hastings said the older content will get upgraded with newer material over time (Mad Men will among the first catches of ‘new’ material), but one void Canadians would love to see filled is the airing of indigenous programs and productions. That, however, doesn’t seem likely, according to Hastings: “From a competitive strategy, it’s unrealistic for us to out-Canada a local Canadian distributor. So we’re going to focus on what people end up watching. “
If the interest were to develop, and Netflix’ roster included programs like The Littlest Hobo, we’d all be seeing a retread of the mediocre programming that saturated the first wave of specialty pay channels like Showcase, and that wouldn’t be good.
If, on the other hand, Netflix were to go after neglected, overlooked, abandoned, marginalized titles where there’s pent-up demand or a cult following (or make themselves open to buying streaming rights), they’d actually be doing a service by saving stuff from oblivion.
The only caveat at this stage: as Torontoist pointed out last week, the real test isn’t whether people will warm up to an alternative, low-cost venue like Netflix for further media, but whether Bell and Rogers will throttle the hell out of the service as people stream all that unlimited content.
These monopolistic monsters were allowed to establish total vertical integration over the years courtesy of the CRTC, which means there’s no reason why Bell nor Rogers wouldn’t induce protective measures.
In the Financial Times Q&A, Hastings comments on the odd, coincidental move in which Rogers reduced bandwidth allowances soon after Netflix’ announcement of their Canadian launch. He brands it as “unfortunate timing,” but I think that’s a very diplomatic description for Rogers’ first move in a chess game to dominate the digital realm. The timing is perfect, and any effort to limit bandwidth when more content is becoming exclusive to online venues might make all that streaming more costly than a subscription is worth.
The CBC’s own interview with Hastings gets into more bandwidth-specific scenarios, and it’ll be amusing if Netflix becomes an unexpected supporter of an anti-throttling, anti-monopoly body a year from now.
Now, the news media is playing up Netflix’ announcement as ‘the final nail in home video’s coffin,’ which is sexy but shallow talk.
The aforementioned CBC news piece queried one owner who held up DVDs and said ‘they’re already dead matter,’ and that may be the case for top 100 title rental shops that don’t maintain a large inventory of hard-to-find or out-of-print titles, such as the sale/rental businesses profiled in this 2008 BlogTO piece, as well as Eyesore Cinema, and 7-24 Movies & More.
My prediction?
DVDs will tread into the waters of dying VHS, where mostly A-list titles by major studios are released on a physical medium. From their back catalogue, older films on DVD and Blu-ray will consist of top 100 classic films everyone knows, popular series tested out on TCM or tied to that brand name to boost a set’s recognition factor in Walmart and other mainstream outlets.
You will see the same films re-issued in single, anniversary, remastered, and themed sets, and some titles may only be available as long as the first pressings remain in stock, after which they’ll move over to digital delivery, or as bare bones on-demand discs with a premium price tag.
The obscure stuff will be available as downloads or on demand discs. The $18-20 pricing of those classics, either via Warner Archives, Universal via TCM/Warner Archives, or Columbia’s new setup (aka Screen Classics By Request) will be of interest only to those willing to shell out considerable cash for titles that really should be priced at $9.99 or less.
Foreigners unhappy that these titles are not available outside of the U.S. will pool their money into TCM and PVR recordings, unless the on demand scheme is downgraded in price, and broadened to a global delivery to ensure the widest international penetration possible.
Indie filmmakers and labels will still provide product on DVD and BR because they may have the advantage (for a while) by filling in shelf space previously saturated by studio product, but they’ll also exploit digital venues because more communities will have access to subscription and on demand services.
The indies will also benefit somewhat by offering more diverse titles compared to the same A-list titles in heavy rotation on major services like Rogers and Bell. Indies also specialize in collector-oriented titles, and collectors like physical product, not a thing that’s restricted to limited plays or storage devices with access codes.
BR will only start eclipsing DVD if DVD is phased out, and the price point drops another $5-10, timed as the last stragglers with tubes snap up HD sets on Boxing Day sales.
BR, however, will never attain the meteoric success of DVD, because the need-to-own factor has been blown away by too many reissues, repackaging, re-buying of gear, and a greater reliance on plugging in, streaming or downloading media that’s subsequently erased or dragged and dropped into a folder on a 2 TB hard drive.
We have too much stuff, even digitally, and there’s less time to watch things, which makes media more ephemeral than ever. We may want to own certain TV series, but the bulk of TV will only be watched once, because there’s so much other stuff out there. (Note the massive interest on this side of the pond for BBC fodder.)
Home video may well become a boutique product, much like vinyl, and be appreciated and collected by a devoted, sizeable niche market, but it’ll be available only via specialty merchants.
So, will video stores die?
I think it depends on a few key factors:
1) If the major studios radically reduced the amount of new product on DVD and BR (something that’s already underway with Fox), there will be nothing to rent/own beyond the same old/same old. Merchants and rental shops can’t survive without a steady wave of new titles; that’s what advanced the business, and the lack of diversity will kill it. The slow demise of Blockbuster, which was characterized by one subject in a recent article for Home Media Magazine as a company ‘wasting away,’ leaves small indie chains to carry studio product, but it’s doubtful the revenue will be as lucrative to the major studios as the big box chains.
2) The lack of diversity with on demand services from Rogers may push some to use rental shops now and then, but what’ll likely happen is this: rental stores will only exist in locales where the clientele remains nostalgic for the rental experience, be it in small communities, suburban quarters, or urban city centers. That may keep these ‘boutique’ outlets alive for a while, but most will disappear because the effort to maintain them simply won’t be profitable. Most boutiques are owned & operated by an aging demographic who at some point will either relinquish management or sell the business to a keen, younger generation willing to give it a go; or, close operations altogether, selling off a valuable inventory to collectors, and making a last profit boost before retiring, or moving into new ownership/management ventures.
One can see the remaining rental stores evolving into what used to be ‘nabes or neighbourhood cinemas, distinguished by a large archive of titles no one carries or can no longer acquire on home video. For a period they may survive through the rental of what’s essentially an archive of movies, but the lack of new titles will prove taxing in the long term.
The emergence of cheap public domain material may supplement new monthly releases, but there’s also Hollywood’s determination to extend the copyright of films as far into the future as possible. Whether it’s currently 75 or 50 years, that still leaves out a lot of commercially attractive material that will remain exclusive to the big studios.
For the average merchant, the struggle will be more than meeting rental and tax obligations: it’ll be enticing a dwindling, aging fan base with older films in their inventory, and testing the purchasing power of younger connoisseurs weaned on the immediacy of streaming and downloads.
Maybe the studios will offer new titles in DVD-BR combo packs, but the cost of making multi-format, multi-disc packs mandates their exclusive usage to A-list titles, and maybe a handful of nostalgia/AFI Top 100 classics.
The cost of renting a video may go lower, forced by competition from Netflix and on demand services, much in the way Cineplex knocked down the pricing in their aging locales like the Eaton Centre to a few bucks when their aging setup couldn’t compete with big screen/big sound setups.
At some point, whoever is left will have to question whether the effort of buying & prepping product, devoting shelf space to esoteric and chancy titles, hiring a knowledgeable staff, the limits minimum wages, and a slimming profit margin is worth the nostalgic experience of running a video store, and why it’s worthwhile for film fans to trek out when a substitute may exist online.
Nostalgia and the collector mentality can only go so far, and the survival odds of rental shops and a popular form of cheap entertainment are already diminishing.
The X factor is when such things would happen. It may be that in the next 2 years on-demand, streaming or download-to-own programs will be the chief source of programming, leaving DVD in the dust, if not a format exclusive to the film collector market.
The death of a format takes time, but there are striking patterns between DVD and VHS, as the old is being marginalized each year.
By 2012, maybe the family DVD players will be the next unwanted gear pushed to the curb – the next Dodo in home entertainment.
Mark R. Hasan, Editor
KQEK.com
The basics of this “supplemental” home entertainment service, costing $7.99/month, and delivered via streaming to a PC, Apple gizmos, PlayStation 3, Xbox 360 or Nintendo Wii, gets you unlimited access to its mostly older film + TV series. (Netflix will not be offering mail rentals, leaving that market to local firms like Zip.ca.)
Torontoist reported the company’s offerings aren’t tied to any CanCon regulations, but Netflix is restricted to showing whatever program rights it can acquire, and some consumers that have signed up or browsed the company’s first wave of offerings aren’t wholly impressed, as evidenced by the comments at the company’s official blog.
In an interview last week with the Financial Post, Netflix chief executive Reed Hastings provided some straight replies to detailed questions of exactly what Netflix plans to do, now that its first venture outside of the U.S. is underway.
Hastings said the older content will get upgraded with newer material over time (Mad Men will among the first catches of ‘new’ material), but one void Canadians would love to see filled is the airing of indigenous programs and productions. That, however, doesn’t seem likely, according to Hastings: “From a competitive strategy, it’s unrealistic for us to out-Canada a local Canadian distributor. So we’re going to focus on what people end up watching. “
If the interest were to develop, and Netflix’ roster included programs like The Littlest Hobo, we’d all be seeing a retread of the mediocre programming that saturated the first wave of specialty pay channels like Showcase, and that wouldn’t be good.
If, on the other hand, Netflix were to go after neglected, overlooked, abandoned, marginalized titles where there’s pent-up demand or a cult following (or make themselves open to buying streaming rights), they’d actually be doing a service by saving stuff from oblivion.
The only caveat at this stage: as Torontoist pointed out last week, the real test isn’t whether people will warm up to an alternative, low-cost venue like Netflix for further media, but whether Bell and Rogers will throttle the hell out of the service as people stream all that unlimited content.
These monopolistic monsters were allowed to establish total vertical integration over the years courtesy of the CRTC, which means there’s no reason why Bell nor Rogers wouldn’t induce protective measures.
In the Financial Times Q&A, Hastings comments on the odd, coincidental move in which Rogers reduced bandwidth allowances soon after Netflix’ announcement of their Canadian launch. He brands it as “unfortunate timing,” but I think that’s a very diplomatic description for Rogers’ first move in a chess game to dominate the digital realm. The timing is perfect, and any effort to limit bandwidth when more content is becoming exclusive to online venues might make all that streaming more costly than a subscription is worth.
The CBC’s own interview with Hastings gets into more bandwidth-specific scenarios, and it’ll be amusing if Netflix becomes an unexpected supporter of an anti-throttling, anti-monopoly body a year from now.
Now, the news media is playing up Netflix’ announcement as ‘the final nail in home video’s coffin,’ which is sexy but shallow talk.
The aforementioned CBC news piece queried one owner who held up DVDs and said ‘they’re already dead matter,’ and that may be the case for top 100 title rental shops that don’t maintain a large inventory of hard-to-find or out-of-print titles, such as the sale/rental businesses profiled in this 2008 BlogTO piece, as well as Eyesore Cinema, and 7-24 Movies & More.
My prediction?
DVDs will tread into the waters of dying VHS, where mostly A-list titles by major studios are released on a physical medium. From their back catalogue, older films on DVD and Blu-ray will consist of top 100 classic films everyone knows, popular series tested out on TCM or tied to that brand name to boost a set’s recognition factor in Walmart and other mainstream outlets.
You will see the same films re-issued in single, anniversary, remastered, and themed sets, and some titles may only be available as long as the first pressings remain in stock, after which they’ll move over to digital delivery, or as bare bones on-demand discs with a premium price tag.
The obscure stuff will be available as downloads or on demand discs. The $18-20 pricing of those classics, either via Warner Archives, Universal via TCM/Warner Archives, or Columbia’s new setup (aka Screen Classics By Request) will be of interest only to those willing to shell out considerable cash for titles that really should be priced at $9.99 or less.
Foreigners unhappy that these titles are not available outside of the U.S. will pool their money into TCM and PVR recordings, unless the on demand scheme is downgraded in price, and broadened to a global delivery to ensure the widest international penetration possible.
Indie filmmakers and labels will still provide product on DVD and BR because they may have the advantage (for a while) by filling in shelf space previously saturated by studio product, but they’ll also exploit digital venues because more communities will have access to subscription and on demand services.
The indies will also benefit somewhat by offering more diverse titles compared to the same A-list titles in heavy rotation on major services like Rogers and Bell. Indies also specialize in collector-oriented titles, and collectors like physical product, not a thing that’s restricted to limited plays or storage devices with access codes.
BR will only start eclipsing DVD if DVD is phased out, and the price point drops another $5-10, timed as the last stragglers with tubes snap up HD sets on Boxing Day sales.
BR, however, will never attain the meteoric success of DVD, because the need-to-own factor has been blown away by too many reissues, repackaging, re-buying of gear, and a greater reliance on plugging in, streaming or downloading media that’s subsequently erased or dragged and dropped into a folder on a 2 TB hard drive.
We have too much stuff, even digitally, and there’s less time to watch things, which makes media more ephemeral than ever. We may want to own certain TV series, but the bulk of TV will only be watched once, because there’s so much other stuff out there. (Note the massive interest on this side of the pond for BBC fodder.)
Home video may well become a boutique product, much like vinyl, and be appreciated and collected by a devoted, sizeable niche market, but it’ll be available only via specialty merchants.
So, will video stores die?
I think it depends on a few key factors:
1) If the major studios radically reduced the amount of new product on DVD and BR (something that’s already underway with Fox), there will be nothing to rent/own beyond the same old/same old. Merchants and rental shops can’t survive without a steady wave of new titles; that’s what advanced the business, and the lack of diversity will kill it. The slow demise of Blockbuster, which was characterized by one subject in a recent article for Home Media Magazine as a company ‘wasting away,’ leaves small indie chains to carry studio product, but it’s doubtful the revenue will be as lucrative to the major studios as the big box chains.
2) The lack of diversity with on demand services from Rogers may push some to use rental shops now and then, but what’ll likely happen is this: rental stores will only exist in locales where the clientele remains nostalgic for the rental experience, be it in small communities, suburban quarters, or urban city centers. That may keep these ‘boutique’ outlets alive for a while, but most will disappear because the effort to maintain them simply won’t be profitable. Most boutiques are owned & operated by an aging demographic who at some point will either relinquish management or sell the business to a keen, younger generation willing to give it a go; or, close operations altogether, selling off a valuable inventory to collectors, and making a last profit boost before retiring, or moving into new ownership/management ventures.
One can see the remaining rental stores evolving into what used to be ‘nabes or neighbourhood cinemas, distinguished by a large archive of titles no one carries or can no longer acquire on home video. For a period they may survive through the rental of what’s essentially an archive of movies, but the lack of new titles will prove taxing in the long term.
The emergence of cheap public domain material may supplement new monthly releases, but there’s also Hollywood’s determination to extend the copyright of films as far into the future as possible. Whether it’s currently 75 or 50 years, that still leaves out a lot of commercially attractive material that will remain exclusive to the big studios.
For the average merchant, the struggle will be more than meeting rental and tax obligations: it’ll be enticing a dwindling, aging fan base with older films in their inventory, and testing the purchasing power of younger connoisseurs weaned on the immediacy of streaming and downloads.
Maybe the studios will offer new titles in DVD-BR combo packs, but the cost of making multi-format, multi-disc packs mandates their exclusive usage to A-list titles, and maybe a handful of nostalgia/AFI Top 100 classics.
The cost of renting a video may go lower, forced by competition from Netflix and on demand services, much in the way Cineplex knocked down the pricing in their aging locales like the Eaton Centre to a few bucks when their aging setup couldn’t compete with big screen/big sound setups.
At some point, whoever is left will have to question whether the effort of buying & prepping product, devoting shelf space to esoteric and chancy titles, hiring a knowledgeable staff, the limits minimum wages, and a slimming profit margin is worth the nostalgic experience of running a video store, and why it’s worthwhile for film fans to trek out when a substitute may exist online.
Nostalgia and the collector mentality can only go so far, and the survival odds of rental shops and a popular form of cheap entertainment are already diminishing.
The X factor is when such things would happen. It may be that in the next 2 years on-demand, streaming or download-to-own programs will be the chief source of programming, leaving DVD in the dust, if not a format exclusive to the film collector market.
The death of a format takes time, but there are striking patterns between DVD and VHS, as the old is being marginalized each year.
By 2012, maybe the family DVD players will be the next unwanted gear pushed to the curb – the next Dodo in home entertainment.
Mark R. Hasan, Editor
KQEK.com
Nunsploitation, Part I: Borowczyk + Suzuki
Exploitation. Sexploitation. Blaxploitation. Mexploitation.
And nunsploitation, which is a narrower genre in spite of being open to any country or language or culture feeling a need to satirize or take rude shots at nuns doing things they shouldn't but are compelled to do by themselves, by divine push, by evil possession, by drugs, or whatever weird stressors the writer and director feels would give them an excuse to show nuns in various forms of undress and / or lewd behaviour.
The genre may in fact have died out simply because pokes at Catholicism and its offshoots just aren't popular anymore on the screen, and perhaps recent church scandals have been so horrific, seeing a naked nun just doesn't cause a ripple anymore.
Moreover, nudity is taboo on U.S. screens, and the MPAA does not like seeing nuns in distress, as was the case with Abel Ferrara putting a nun in grievous sexual harm in that thing called The Bad Lieutenant (1992), which isn't a nunsploitation film (and for that matter, neither is 2010's Machete), but illustrates the disdain the MPAA has for nuns not involved in their normal routine, or not singing under the tutelage of Whoopi Goldberg.
Cult Epics' 2-disc set, The Nunsploitation Convent, gathers Walerian Borowczyk's Behind Convent Walls / Intérieur d'un couvent / Interno di un convento (1978), and Norifumi Suzuki’s outrageous anti-Catholic assault School of the Holy Beast / Seijû gakuen (1974).
Suzuki's film is briliantly vulgar in the way hallowed concepts of faith, fidelity, and western morality are attacked, whereas Borowczyk's film is more like an elaborate series of witty, naughty gags with delayed punchlines and visuals no one would dare put on film today (and make them funny, no less).
Borowczyk's sense of the absurd and the ridiculous are rampant in Behind Convent Walls, and I'd suggest starting with that review, before moving on to School of the Holy Beast. I've also cross-linked all the Borowczyk titles in the KQEK.com archives, which hopefully will provide an overall wide glimpse into the lunacy of this forgotten madman who began as striking animator in his native Poland.
Mark R. Hasan, Editor
KQEK.com
And nunsploitation, which is a narrower genre in spite of being open to any country or language or culture feeling a need to satirize or take rude shots at nuns doing things they shouldn't but are compelled to do by themselves, by divine push, by evil possession, by drugs, or whatever weird stressors the writer and director feels would give them an excuse to show nuns in various forms of undress and / or lewd behaviour.
The genre may in fact have died out simply because pokes at Catholicism and its offshoots just aren't popular anymore on the screen, and perhaps recent church scandals have been so horrific, seeing a naked nun just doesn't cause a ripple anymore.
Moreover, nudity is taboo on U.S. screens, and the MPAA does not like seeing nuns in distress, as was the case with Abel Ferrara putting a nun in grievous sexual harm in that thing called The Bad Lieutenant (1992), which isn't a nunsploitation film (and for that matter, neither is 2010's Machete), but illustrates the disdain the MPAA has for nuns not involved in their normal routine, or not singing under the tutelage of Whoopi Goldberg.
Cult Epics' 2-disc set, The Nunsploitation Convent, gathers Walerian Borowczyk's Behind Convent Walls / Intérieur d'un couvent / Interno di un convento (1978), and Norifumi Suzuki’s outrageous anti-Catholic assault School of the Holy Beast / Seijû gakuen (1974).
Suzuki's film is briliantly vulgar in the way hallowed concepts of faith, fidelity, and western morality are attacked, whereas Borowczyk's film is more like an elaborate series of witty, naughty gags with delayed punchlines and visuals no one would dare put on film today (and make them funny, no less).
Borowczyk's sense of the absurd and the ridiculous are rampant in Behind Convent Walls, and I'd suggest starting with that review, before moving on to School of the Holy Beast. I've also cross-linked all the Borowczyk titles in the KQEK.com archives, which hopefully will provide an overall wide glimpse into the lunacy of this forgotten madman who began as striking animator in his native Poland.
Mark R. Hasan, Editor
KQEK.com
Is She Amused?
The CBC is repeating their special doc Queen Elizabeth in 3D this week on CBC Newsworld (Channel 26) this Saturday at 10pm, and Sunday at 1am.
3D glasses were available at select Canada Post outlets (as listed in the PDF file) but supplies may have run out by this point. The glasses were gone by Monday at my local outlet, so the initial review of the show will likely reflect the doc’s content rather than 3D effects.
First caveat: the Queen doc uses the ColorCode 3D system which isn’t compatible with the old red-blue glasses some of you may have lying around. ColorCode uses blue-amber filters, so you’ll need glasses that have blue for the right eyeball, and amber for the left; anything else will cause your brain to convulse, porridge to emerge from your nose, and strange blinky-blinky lights to glow from the tips of your pinkies.
Second caveat: the CBC doc is actually an edited-down version of the original 2-part (!) series that ran last November on England’s Channel 4, as part of their own 3D special series. Each part runs under 48 mins., whereas the CBC edit is far less, and includes the interpolation of news and thespian figures from the corp’s talent pool. I’ll have reviews of both the original 2-part and CBC versions early next week, since the handling of the content is a bit different.
Third Caveat: both docs apparently aren’t contrived reprocessed 3D footage from 2D sources. The docs contain a mix of newly shot 3D footage of the Queen’s recent trip to Canada, and (amazingly) newly discovered 3D film of her coronation back in 1953. The CBC’s efforts to air their doc began with on-air tests to see if the 3D system could be implemented nationally, and actually work, as this August 11th blurb briefly explains.
I’m indifferent to the Queen, the Monarchy is outdated, but hey, it’s a test to see how well the format on the Idiot Box performs as networks test 3D material while more 3D content is slooooowly making its way to 3D Blu-ray so your $4000 setup is put to actual three-dimensional use.
Future Shop is selling various combo packages with player + set + glasses + transmitter, and more 3D BR titles were announced last week that everyone can buy, as opposed to the exclusive one title-per specific manufacturer deal that may be the dumbest ploy to convince you and me to buy yet another new TV.
Avatar, for example, will be available as a 3D BR title Dec. 1st, but only if you buy the Panasonic gear. Other exclusive deals with no end-date for the rest of consumer society include Alice in Wonderland 3D exclusive to Sony 3D sets; and Monsters vs. Aliens 3D, all four Shrek films in 3D, and How to Train Your Dragon 3D exclusive to Samsung buyers.
If this scheme was initially applied to the first year of Blu-ray’s existence, the format would’ve died within a year. The industry’s short-term memory tends to forget historical boo-boos from which it could learn a great deal.
In any event, I’ll have more thoughts on the CBC and Channel 4 docs, and the fascinating backstory of how Queen Elizabeth II happened to be filmed in 3D. It’s pretty amazing this stuff sat forgotten for 50+ years, and I frankly hope the current 3D resurgence will cause other rarities to be dusted off, restored, properly preserved, and commercially released, because headaches and seeing misaligned colours are part of our collective anaglyph photograph and cinema history, right?
Seriously. Porridge from the nostrils like you wouldn’t believe.
Mark R. Hasan, Editor
KQEK.com
3D glasses were available at select Canada Post outlets (as listed in the PDF file) but supplies may have run out by this point. The glasses were gone by Monday at my local outlet, so the initial review of the show will likely reflect the doc’s content rather than 3D effects.
First caveat: the Queen doc uses the ColorCode 3D system which isn’t compatible with the old red-blue glasses some of you may have lying around. ColorCode uses blue-amber filters, so you’ll need glasses that have blue for the right eyeball, and amber for the left; anything else will cause your brain to convulse, porridge to emerge from your nose, and strange blinky-blinky lights to glow from the tips of your pinkies.
Second caveat: the CBC doc is actually an edited-down version of the original 2-part (!) series that ran last November on England’s Channel 4, as part of their own 3D special series. Each part runs under 48 mins., whereas the CBC edit is far less, and includes the interpolation of news and thespian figures from the corp’s talent pool. I’ll have reviews of both the original 2-part and CBC versions early next week, since the handling of the content is a bit different.
Third Caveat: both docs apparently aren’t contrived reprocessed 3D footage from 2D sources. The docs contain a mix of newly shot 3D footage of the Queen’s recent trip to Canada, and (amazingly) newly discovered 3D film of her coronation back in 1953. The CBC’s efforts to air their doc began with on-air tests to see if the 3D system could be implemented nationally, and actually work, as this August 11th blurb briefly explains.
I’m indifferent to the Queen, the Monarchy is outdated, but hey, it’s a test to see how well the format on the Idiot Box performs as networks test 3D material while more 3D content is slooooowly making its way to 3D Blu-ray so your $4000 setup is put to actual three-dimensional use.
Future Shop is selling various combo packages with player + set + glasses + transmitter, and more 3D BR titles were announced last week that everyone can buy, as opposed to the exclusive one title-per specific manufacturer deal that may be the dumbest ploy to convince you and me to buy yet another new TV.
Avatar, for example, will be available as a 3D BR title Dec. 1st, but only if you buy the Panasonic gear. Other exclusive deals with no end-date for the rest of consumer society include Alice in Wonderland 3D exclusive to Sony 3D sets; and Monsters vs. Aliens 3D, all four Shrek films in 3D, and How to Train Your Dragon 3D exclusive to Samsung buyers.
If this scheme was initially applied to the first year of Blu-ray’s existence, the format would’ve died within a year. The industry’s short-term memory tends to forget historical boo-boos from which it could learn a great deal.
In any event, I’ll have more thoughts on the CBC and Channel 4 docs, and the fascinating backstory of how Queen Elizabeth II happened to be filmed in 3D. It’s pretty amazing this stuff sat forgotten for 50+ years, and I frankly hope the current 3D resurgence will cause other rarities to be dusted off, restored, properly preserved, and commercially released, because headaches and seeing misaligned colours are part of our collective anaglyph photograph and cinema history, right?
Seriously. Porridge from the nostrils like you wouldn’t believe.
Mark R. Hasan, Editor
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